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Hommlet Ep.2: Finger Food

awk·ward ˈôkwərd/ adjective 1. causing difficulty; hard to do or deal with.
"It is really awkward when the undead cat that was in your party turns out to have been part of a plan, instituted by a dark power, to steal the body of the Great Druid to bring about the potential re-ending of the world."
synonyms:difficulttricky
Introducing: 

Grumm the Bugbear Monk and Acolyte

As Burbank is removed from the throne room for questioning, (S)elfie proceeds to gaslight the guard into believing that Lankershem is in fact, a nice kitty who may have some small personality issues. 
The Empress performs the royal version of a facepalm.
While this is ongoing, the Bugbear monk, Grumm notes that the kitty was probably just hungry, as he is quite hungry as well. The Royal Chef looks horrified upon hearing this and directs Grumm to the door marked 'refuse', which she assures him is Elvish for 'buffet'.
This provokes accusations of racism, which summons forth the Royal Sensitivity Tr…

Hommlet: Here's Lankershem!

Grumm the Bugbear Monk (Acolyte)

Grumm
Male Bugbear Monk 3
Medium , neutral

Armor Class 15
Hit Points 21 (3d8+3)
Speed 40 ft.
STR 12 (+1), DEX 16 (+3), CON 13 (+1), INT 8 (-1), WIS 14 (+2), CHA 12 (+1)
Saving Throws Str +3, Dex +5
Skills Acrobatics +5, Athletics +3, Insight +4, Religion +1, Stealth +5
Senses darkvision 60 ft., passive Perception 12
Languages Common, Dwarvish, Goblin, Orc

Powerful Build. You count as one size larger when determining your carrying capacity and the weight you can push, drag, or lift.

Actions

Dart.Ranged Weapon Attack: +5 to hit, range 20 ft./60 ft., one target.
Hit: 1d4+3 piercing damage.

Quarterstaff.Melee Weapon Attack: +5 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target.
Hit: 1d6+3 bludgeoning damage or 1d8+3 bludgeoning damage if used with two hands to make a melee attack.

Shortsword.Melee Weapon Attack: +5 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target.
Hit: 1d6+3 piercing damage.

Unarmed Strike.Melee Weapon Attack: +5 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target.
Hit: 1d4+3 bludgeoning damage.

Equipment Dart, Quarterstaff, Shortsword, 5 blocks …